U, Me & She

Chapter 12 - o.O

Conversation at Dana’s between Lorenzo and Jay:

"Hello?"

"Aye Ren. Where you at?  I drove by the crib and didn't see your whip."

"I'm still at a friend’s house bruh.  Got to get some thangs off my chest.  Me and Chastity been kind of going through it lately....I think she been going through my phone again.  Anyways, why you keep calling me? You still mad about that little situation you had earlier?"

"Yeah baby boy, Imma handle that muthafucka on site....belee dat.  If it wasn't for the five-o, it would have been a case closed situation.  Bruh, check this out.  The reason why I was calling you again is because I know somebody in particular that will take your mind off of Chastity completely.  I'm talking mind blown and all dawg."

"For real?

"Yeah man.  Actually, you know this person...you know them very well but probably didn't think they had a little thang for you.  You know... like a secret admirer and such."

"Oh, you must be talking about Keisha.  She always had a thang for me (with her sexy ass)."

"Nah, it ain't Keisha.  Think real hard bruh.  REAL HARD  (chuckles)."

"Hmm.  Shaniqua?"

"Nope."

"Angelique?"

"Nope."

"Desiree?"

"Nope."

"Wait, wait, wait. You must be talking bout Tammy, that white bish right? I seen how she been looking at a brotha and she want's some Mandingo in her life."

"Nope. Nope. Nope. Not even close dawg."

"Well shit.  I don't know.  I'm trying to think...hmm.  You said I know them very well huh?"

"Yup.  Y'all go back like like a Maybach with four flats."

"(sighs) My nig, we can play the guessing game all day. In the meantime, you fuckin' with my in between time (ya feel me?)"

"(I want to).... Okay, check this out. If I tell you who it is, you can't tell nobody, and I mean NOBODY."

"Aight."

"(sighs) Okay......"

"Spit it out bruh."

"Man, Phillip would go ape shit if he knew I was telling you this."

"Who the fuck it Phillip?"

"You don't know him....anyways, (prolonged sigh) I can't believe I'm telling you this…O-M-G..."

"O-M-G? (Dafuq?)"

"Ever since we’ve known each other, I’ve always felt closer to you than my own family.  To me, we’re family and I wouldn’t do anything to hurt you (at least in a bad way).  You know that right?”

“(silence)………..”

“You still there?”

“…yeah.”

“I also would jump in front of a bullet or put a bullet in someone to make sure you’re straight.  You know that right?”

“Save all that man…who’s the bitch?”

“………………………………………Me.”

“Mimi?  Who is that?”

“Nigga, I said me. (sobs) You have no idea how much I love you Lorenzo. (sniffles)”

“……”

“Lorenzo? Hello?”

“………(click)”

(dialtone)

  Jamie misses twice before slamming the phone back on the receiver, “Fuck! ......Real smooth Jamie! Real fucking smooth! Fuck, fuck, FUCK!