U, Me & She

Chapter 54- Acting Bad

Meanwhile at Lorenzo's

  As the babysitter sat on the couch laying sideways while talking on her phone, Lorenzo gathered his things for a scheduled meeting at the fire department for that evening while telling Aiden to be on his best behavior as he made his way out of the door.  He couldn't help but notice on his way out that her yoga pants embraced such a massive amount of flesh as he thinks to himself "Goddamn!"  She positioned herself in that manner purposely as a slight grin develops on her face upon his departure.

  He sits behind the steering wheel of his vehicle as he remembers that he left his wallet on the kitchen counter.  He steps out of the vehicle and reenters the apartment as he immediately notices the absence of Aiden.  "Where'd he go?" He asks as she rolls over on her belly saying "Oh, he's in bed already.  It's a school night." He listens momentarily as he can hear a pin drop.  Impressed, he heads toward the kitchen and grabs his wallet as he heads back out of the door to sneak yet another peek at her ample backside while in route.

  Sitting behind the wheel once again, he does another self check and realizes that he left his cell phone.  Looking at the time, he sees that he is running behind schedule and scurries to the entrance once again to see the babysitter resting on her belly with yoga pants removed exposing her purple laced panty that fit her physique to a T.  "Oops, I'm sorry.  I was just getting comfortable.  I tend to fall asleep and never sleep with pants on and just wanted to get comfortable.  Hope you don't mind?" She says as he stumbles over his words and says "No, it's not a problem at all.  Make yourself at home." He heads to his bedroom to grab his cell phone, then quickly walks back out getting one last peek in before heading out of the door.  "Damn!" he says to himself.

He sits behind the wheel once again, puts the key into the ignition and turns it revving up the car while hoping that there is something else he may have forgotten.  He looks at the clock and sees that the time is moving at an alarming rate.  He picks his cell phone up to give them a call and notify them that he may be a few minutes late as he realizes that he left their business card on his dresser.  He sighs momentarily, then steps from the vehicle once more heading to his front entrance.  Before opening the door, he pauses, takes a deep breath, then enters to find the babysitter laid along the couch fully exposed without panty.  "Oh my!" he says as he clearly gains an understanding of what's going on.  He glaces at his watch, then glances at her.  A great deal of contemplation was underway as the devil sat atop his left shoulder with an angel on his right.

The Angel says (In Chastity's voice):

  "What kind of babysitter is she and why is she naked in my house while alone with my son. Where'd you find this bitch and why haven't you returned her to her rightful owner?  Has she had her shots yet?   What would Aiden think if he walked out and saw her nasty ass laying on MY couch?  Oh I know, he'd think you probably forgot to take out the trash.    Oh, so you're a trash collector now, huh?  At least they get paid.  How much money are you bringing in? Huh??  Probably barely enough to get her spaded you dirty ass nigga.  Lorenzo, if you fuck this bitch, I swear I'm going to haunt the shit out of you.  As a matter of fact, I'm going to haunt your dick.  That's right, every time you try to get some, you'll be going in with a limp noodle and you'll only get hard when you're around niggas.....really BIG niggas............................................................................................................and furthermore............................................................................................................................................

<Lorenzo stops listening >

Meanwhile, the devil says (In Samuel Jackson's voice):

"If you don't fuck the shit out of this bitch, I'm going to personally make a trip to your house and tell Aiden how you and Jay used to wrestle back in the day. Yall was all into it and shit.   WWE ain't got shit on y'all now, but World Star Hip Hop does.  The whole world will know and I'm gonna expose your bitch ass for not finishing what's intended for a real nigga....and that intention is to put the headboard to the test.  Fuck that bitch like there's no tomorrow my nigga.    Look at her.....just look." He says as Lorenzo takes an extended glance at her.  "She's got a figure like a Snicker, and you look pretty hungry right about now.  Do that shit!  FUCKIN' DO IT!" The devils says as Lorenzo rubs the top of his head out of confusion.

  Lorenzo contemplates his decision as he notices Aiden in the background doing a little dance that involved his hand moving in a smacking motion forcing him to be responsible and do what he had to do.  "Boy, if you don't take your black ass to bed...." Lorenzo yells while watching Aiden enter his room and close the door behind himself. 

  Lorenzo pointed toward the exit and said "If you don't mind, I'd rather not have my son around this.  As..... ass.......as much as I'd like this whole scenario to play out, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

  She looks at him with a disgusted look while stepping into her panty and pulling it to her waist.  She follows by doing the same with her shorts then makes a statement by saying "Omaha!"  Lorenzo understood the call, however, his roots ran deep as he takes his belt off and says  "Somebody's about to get this shit!"  As she smiles, then notices his serious look and makes her way toward the exit.  Aiden hears what's going on and hides beneath the comforter while Lorenzo's tension created an atmosphere that caused both Aiden and the sitter to run for cover.....