U, Me & She

Chapter 56 - Que Pasa?

Author note: Sorry for the delayed update, but I have to make sure my kids are good before anything else.  Now that they're straight, here's what went down...

...He slowly pulls the weapon from her head approximately two inches before she reveals from her beltline a 9mm P 226 X-FIVE Allround with an extended slide for 5-inch barrel, an extended frame, with single action/ double action trigger system, beaver tail, rubber coated magazine floor, cross grooves on front of the frame and on the trigger, low adjustable sport sights, grip grooves on front of the frame, undercut front sight, polymer grip plates, with a Betty boop design branded along the side that had the words "Boo thang".  Perez's measly weapon slips from his fingers and falls to the carpet as he watches in awe.  She points the barrel directly toward his face as he takes a gulp and says "Is that THE gift?"  She responds with "Why yes it is.  You like?" As he puts his hands in the air and attempts to take a few steps backward.  She lowers her aim from his face to his crotch and says "Don't take another step." He pauses as she cocks the hammer back and extends her aim closer.  "Whatever you do Jamie, don't shoot me, please.  I wasn't really going to shoot you.  Honest to God I wasn't.  The most I was going to do just rough you up a bit.  Just please, please, PLEASE don't shoot me." Perez begs as Jamie stands to her feet and wipes the blood trail from crevice of her mouth saying "Oh, I'm not going to shoot you.  As a matter of fact, I have other plans for you homeboy."

Two hours later...

After being forced to strip down to bare nothing and sit inside her bathtub that leaked drops of water,  it appeared that the sound of a leaky faucet was beginning to drive him crazy let alone the sensation of those droplets dripping repetitively on his forehead.  His movement was restricted by Jamie's gunpoint as he struggled to remain in one position for such an extensive period inside the uncomfortable porcelain contraption.  He listened to Jamie sing B.J. Thomas' hit single "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head" to him over and over again until he finally cracked by yelling "Let me out of this tub you crazy bitch!"  Jamie's eyes widened as she leans closer to him saying "This shit ain't over with yet.  How about you follow me to the living room and we work it out?"  He stares at her out of hatred as he trails water along the bathroom floor while stepping out.  "Don't slip." She says giving a slight chuckle...

Two minutes later...

  Jamie drops his pistol to the floor just before his feet and says "You can try me if you want, but it's not going to end well for you." Perez looks down at the weapon, then looks at Jamie and says "Fuck it, let's do it."  Shaunt T suddenly appears before them on the television screen and Perez looks at Jamie as if she had lost her mind completely.  She stretches before the Insanity workout begins and points her weapon in his direction to motivate him to do the same.  Shaunt T's voice blares once again through the television speaker saying "Shaun T is starting to sweat." As Jamie talks back to the television saying "Show this nigga how to sweat baby!  Evidently I'm not making him sweat enough!"  Focused completely on the workout, Jamie coerces Perez to perform the exercises demonstrated as he reluctantly does what it takes to get this session over with.  "Grab a Shaun T!" blared from the television as Jamie responds with "Baby if I grab you, I mite.....wait, that's disrespectful.  I'm sorry PEREZZzzzz!"

Twenty minutes into the workout...

Perez's testicles are sore from following every instruction given by Shaunt T in the nude.   The next instruction causes Jamie to pause in her tracks once again as Shaunt T says "Ready? Jack it out! We start to jack a little faster! Jack it out!" She looks over at Perez's way as he shakes his head as if to say "No way." Jamie notices the resistance as she tells him "Look, I'll join you if it makes you feel better." Afterwards, she unzips her fly and allows it to fall toward her knees causing a look of horror to appear amongst Perez's face.  "What the fuck!" He says as she grips herself while on semi-swole and says "C'mon Perez! Jack it out!"

  Perez grows nauseous as he panics out of fear.  He immediately drops to his knees, grabs his pistol and pulls the trigger twice.  Noticing that the weapon misfired he extends the weapon to troubleshoot as he takes it off safety and puts it against his chin while saying "Goodbye crazy bitch!" before pulling the trigger leaving the living room a bloody mess.

  With Perez's blood pressure trailing from her face she smiles and says "Those anger management courses did work.  I'm a woman of my word.  I promised not to harm anyone else anymore..... well....I'll make an exception for that bitch Dana...."