U, Me & She

Chapter 42 - Easy as 1-2-3

Meanwhile at Jamie's...

  "Welcome to Jamie's infinite gun display. First, I'd like to introduce to you, Jermaine Jackson, the 22 Long Rifle also known as the .22 caliber, I use this all of the time, because in the end, they don't really care about us; then there's Tito Jackson, the 9MM Luger also known as my 9, I like to keep it in the closet; followed by Randy Jackson, the 380 Auto also referred to as my 9MM short, he's known for resolving the question of who's bad with an answer that leaves no questions unanswered...."

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  Nurse Williams accidentally let's out a chuckle as she pauses from chewing on her sunflower seeds to look around for something to spit her empty shells into, and decides to use her hand to collect them.

"...you listenin' bitch?" Jamie asks.

"Mmhmm." Nurse Williams responds with a sunflower kernel stuck to her lip.

  Jamie sighs, rolls her eyes, then continues "Right here is Marlon Jackson, a 38 Special,  you shoot this at a bitch's feet and she'll instantly turn into a dancing machine;  then there's my personal favorite,...the one.....the only...the king... Michael Jackson, the Mark XIX Pistol, also known as my Desert Eagle, I keep him with me when I go to clubs, just in case a bitch gotta leave blood on the dancefloor."

"Hmm, Mike is cute." Nurse Williams says as she holds it above her head to evaluate.

Grabbing the Mark XIX from Nurse Williams, Jamie says  "Sorry boo boo, you can't use Mikey.  But you can use any of the rest, except for Jermaine, Tito, Randy, Jacki, and Marlon."  Nurse Williams pauses momentarily then realizes that the weapons named are all of them and grows confused.   "Ms. Taylor, what am I supposed to use then?" Jamie looks at her with a devilish grin and says "Turn around."  With a confused look, Nurse Williams slowly turns around when suddenly she feels herself being slapped on her ass.

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"Ow! Ms. Taylor?" Nurse Williams says holding her backside.

  "You're going to use all of that to district Lorenzo while I take care of Dana.  Capisce?" Jamie says as Nurse Williams nods in agreeance and responds by saying "Capisce."

  Rolling up her bag of seeds, Nurse Williams tucks them into her pocket and grabs her car keys saying "Well, I guess I'll go freshen up and get all pretty.  He is kind of cute though."  Jamie holds the door open for Nurse Williams and says "Beat it." as Nurse Williams realizes she must have struck a nerve from the look on Jamie's face....