U, Me & She

Chapter 34 - It Was All A Dream

·         Note to readers:  Jamie is indeed a man and was born that way; however, he dresses and acts as a woman.  Jamie and Lorenzo are best friends and Lorenzo is possibly the only person on earth that can address Jamie as a man without fearing for his life.  For those that have followed this story from the beginning, there is a thorough understanding that Jamie is nuckin’ futz and the last thing that “I” as “the author” of this bizarre tale  need is for Jamie to come after me as well and take my life away (especially before Christmas).   Just think… If that happens, the story would have no ending and you wouldn’t have any more updates.  So out of respect to Ms. Jamie Taylor, I will continue to address “Him” as a “Her”.   Thank you for your understanding.  Now back to our normally scheduled broadcast:

Following Dana’s forced overdose…

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  The elevator chimes as Lorenzo opens the double doors by pressing the “Door Open” button  in preparation for his escape.  “Bruh, fuck this!” he says as he rubs the top of his head out of confusion.  “What the fuck is wrong with you Jay?” Jamie raises her pistol and aims it toward Lorenzo as he uses his hand to angrily shove Jamie’s barrel away from him.  “Not today bruh.” He says as he walks out of the elevator doors.  Jamie stands by looking confused as she watches Lorenzo leave.  She reluctantly walks away from the scene as well to chase Lorenzo with a disgusted look about herself due to her intention to finish Dana off by squeezing the trigger.  “Lorenzo, wait!” Jamie says.

  Jamie walks into the parking garage scanning the entire area in search for Lorenzo.  He goes unnoticed momentarily until she spots his vehicle and sees him sitting behind the wheel.  Walking over, she attempts to open the passenger side to find that the door is locked.   She taps the window, gesturing for him to unlock the door as he looks over at her with total distain.  “C’mon Lorenzo!  All I’m wearing is a gown and it’s cold!” she says as she taps the window with the barrel of her pistol.  Lorenzo puts the key in the ignition and starts the engine as he turns his body around in his seat making preparations to back out of the tight parking space.  He doesn’t appear to have any intention on unlocking the doors for Jamie at all as he puts the car in “Reverse”.  Suddenly, he is startled by a loud crashing noise as Jamie shatters the window with her pistol, reaches inside  and unlocks the door in just a matter of seconds.

   Lorenzo watches Jamie in disbelief as he sees Jamie swiping glass from the seat to the pavement of the parking garage, then having a seat in the passenger side.  Next, Jamie pulls down the sun visor and checks her hair in the mirror, making all of the necessary adjustments.  Lorenzo watches this take place and grows livid.  “Nigga, I’m going to count to five.  If you’re not out my shit by then, I swear...”    Jamie looks over at Lorenzo and rolls her eyes as she continues adjusting her hair.  “One…”  Jamie doesn’t budge.  “Two…” Jamie reaches in her purse and pulls out the eye liner touching up her eyes.  “Three….” Jamie applies a bit of lipstick, and then rubs her lips together.  “Four…”  Jamie is satisfied with her looks and flips the visor back up.  While doing this she tells Lorenzo “You don’t want to do this.”  as Lorenzo says “Fi…

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Lorenzo is put to sleep by the butt of Jamie’s pistol…

Meanwhile in the elevator…

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