U, Me & She

Chapter 35 - All Nightmare Long

The nightmare continues...

  Lorenzo awakens with a handful of Jamie’s hair in his grasp.  He looks down and quickly yanks Jamie’s head back responding with “Bruh! What the fuck man!”  Jamie uses her sleeve to wipe the residual excess from the corners of her mouth as she sits up with a maniacal smirk upon her face.

  Lorenzo quickly tucks his hardened penis away and screams “Aye yo, you got to get the fuck out.  NOW!”  Jamie silently opens the car door while holding her robe closed and watches Lorenzo step from the passenger side and enter the driver’s side.

  He shoves Jamie out of the way before slamming the car door and bangs his head against the steering wheel out of total disgust.  Jamie tries her best to contain her laughter as she covers her mouth.

  Lorenzo witnesses this at a slight as he glances to his left with his forehead pressed against the steering wheel and realizes that his homeboy Jay is an absolute lunatic.  He reaches over and locks the door as Jamie is entertained by his reaction.

  He starts the car and turns the radio on full blast to take his mind off of what just occurred as “Don’t Drop That Thun Thun” by Finatticz blares through his speakers.   As he prepares to put the vehicle in reverse, he glances out of his left eye to see Jamie slightly dancing to the music.

  He shakes his head as he shifts gears and the car begins to back out of the parking spot.  As Lorenzo looks over his right shoulder while backing out, he hears a thud against his driver’s side window.  Pressing his foot on the brake pedal, he looks over as Jamie leans toward the window closer with a smile on her face.

  He waits for her to say something as he sees her open her mouth to reveal to him the fluids that her sexual advances generated, in which she maintained in her mouth the entire time.

  Lorenzo was completely disgusted and presses his foot against the pedal harder as he reverses, then straightens out his wheels along the straightaway prior to taking off.

  While in transit down the road, he sees Jamie standing in the middle of the road through the rear view mirror.  Jamie spits the residual from her mouth as she lifts her hospital gown revealing a confirmation to Lorenzo that she is indeed a male.

  Lorenzo looks away as he turns his rear view mirror in another direction while mashing on the gas pedal with authority...

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Meanwhile at St. Francis Hospital...

“Mr. Bob.”  Says Dr. Renald.  “Mr. Bob, are you awake?”  he says once again as Officer Bob lays in his bed in complete agony.

  “Mmph!” he responds in an irritated tone.

 “Mr. Bob, we’ve done several tests and have great news for you buddy.  We’ve determined a method that could possibly salvage if not enhance your…well, your you-know-what.”

  Officer Bob looks the Doctor’s way for further details.  “With the amount of coverage that you have with your insurance, we can re-attach what was remaining or we can perform sexual restorative surgery which is the process of utilizing the remaining skin around that particular area to sheath a penile implant that could actually enhance your sexual activity and possibly make some young lady happy.  It only takes about two to three weeks to heal. The other option is that we can leave everything the way it is and go over some alternate techniques you could use to satisfy your partner. Or we can just change your name to Sarah.

<laughter>

  I’m sorry, too soon.”  Officer Bob looks at the Doctor as if he has lost his mind while he agonizes in silence...