Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it of a cliff.
Q: Where is every one beautiful?
A: In the dark.
Q: How do you get four old lady to say the F- word?
A: Have the fifth say BINGO
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men more than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
A: Surname.
Q: Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
A: It has more bark than bite.
Q: Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
A: To prevent bat breath.
Q: For what person do all men take off their hats?
A: The barber.
Q: Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
A: Because, it came out of the pen.
Q: Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly?
A: She was pretty ugly.
Q: What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
A: A long necked toothbrush.
Q: How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?
A: You forgot to wet the soap.
Q: What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
A: A clip joint.
Q: Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?
A: She finished it in two.
Q: Why do barber make good drivers.
A: Because they know all the shortcut.
Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine... One to do it and the eighth others to wish they had been asked.
Q: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
A: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: Banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Q: What fish make the best sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A: Firecrackers!
