Recently a teacher, garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order for them to get to heaven they would have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "what was the name of the ship that crashed onto the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly "That would be the Titanic". St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garage collector and figuring Heaven didn't need all the odors that this guy would bring with him decided to make the question a little harder "how many people died on the ship?". Fortunately for him the trash man just saw that movie so he answered "1228". "That is right you may enter" St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said "name them".
