Four Fathers.

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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives was in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced at the first man. "Congratulations Sir, you are the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" Said the man with some obvious pride. "I work at the Minnesota Twins Baseball Team".

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man. " You Sir, you are the father of triplet. "

"Wow that's really an incredible coincidence", be replied. " I work for the 3M cooperation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.

An hour later, while the two men were passing cigarette around the nurse came back. This time she to the third man who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had given birth to quadruplet. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me, another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After he finally regained his composure, he said "I don't believe it! I work for the Fourth Season Hotel".

After hearing this everybody's attention turned to the Fourth man who has just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after a while he slowly regained consciousness.

The nurse asked "Sir, are you alright?"
"Yes", says the man "I'm okay now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at 7-11 Store."

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