While a Texan was busily preparing for the first day of deer hunting season his wife started nagging that he never lets her to go along. After several hours of argument his wife won.
The next morning they drove out to the city and he placed his wife in a tree about hundred yards from his blind.
Just as the Hunter reached his blind he heard a loud bang coming from his wife position.
As he ran up to her he saw that she was holding her gun to a man shouting "It's my deer get away from it!". The sheepish looking stranger just nodded slowly and said " okay Lady it's your deer just lemme get my saddle off of it ".
