Burglar.

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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. 

One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. 

Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?" 

"No," said the burglar. 

"That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"

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