A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the light of a patrol car behind. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, "I am going to give you two tickets. One cause you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seatbelt fastened." The man said "I did have my seatbelt fastened. I just loosened when you came up to the car. The patrol man said to the man's wife " I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right lady?" She replied, "well, officer. I've learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he is drunk."
