Little Johnny next door neighbor had a baby, unfortunately the baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny family over to see their new baby.
Little Johnny parents were very afraid that their son would have a nice crack to say about their baby so the Dad had a long talk before going to the neighbours.
He said " Now son... That poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.
At the neighbours home Little Johnny leans over to the baby crib and touch the baby hands. He looked over at the mother and said "oh what a beautiful little baby." The mother said "Thank you very much Little Johnny."
He then said "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor said that he can see good?" The mother said "why yes Johnny the doctor said that he has a 20/20 vision. "Little Johnny said "well it's a darn good thing cause he can't wear any glasses!"
