Q: What do you call a proton with big hair?
A: A froton.
Q: Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
A: He wanted a balanced meal.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
A: Yes, the Bible tells how Joseph served in Pharaoh's court!
Q: Why was the headmaster worried?
A: Because there were too many rulers in school!
Q: What is the definition of Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?
A: Rearranged the furniture.
Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
A: Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll.
Q: Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?
A: Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
A: A dead cat.
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems.
Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
Q: How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?
A: Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
A: Leave it to Beaver.
Q: What do you call a blind German?
A: A Not See (Nazi).
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?
A: The guy, who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream for help.
