You can be Jesus.

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kelvin, 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother thought this as an opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus was sitting here he would say 'let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'"

Kelvin turned to his younger brother and said "Ryan, you can be Jesus."

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