A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the labouring mother and her 5 year old son. The doctor instructed him to hold the lantern high so he see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5 year old what he taught of the baby.
"Hit him again", said the 5 year old. " He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"
