Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!
2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Jokes Hahaha
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Jokes Hahaha. Introduction.
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Dumbest Child.
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My deer.
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Answer one question.
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A blonde.
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Piece of steak.
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Born with no ears.
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Didn't do.
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You're next.
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Blind men.
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A Bell.
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Say it out loud.
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Praise the Lord.
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School teacher.
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Blondes.
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A Compliment.
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Type of Snakes.
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Business.
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Four Fathers.
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The Fairy.
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20. Short Stories.
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Unborn child.
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The robbery.
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Bible Quote.
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You're passionate.
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Bride of Dracula.
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The Arizona.
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Breakfast story.
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Kidnapped.
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News.
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Did God make you?
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Poison.
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Pigs.
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Gators.
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Capitals.
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Drunk Driver.
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Deliver a baby.
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You can be Jesus.
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The seal.
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20. Questions and Answers.
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Million dollars.
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Lawyer.
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Smart blonde.
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Groundhog day.
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Surprise!
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Maths.
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Half wit.
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80.
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Season pass.
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Genies.
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Decoy.
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Look good.
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My point.
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Blind pilot.
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Live till 80.
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Avails of getting older.
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Out of work man.
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Blind kids.
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Blind golfers.
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Everything's big in Texas.
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20. Raw jokes.
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Circle.
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Terrible haircut.
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Beautiful.
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An undertaker.
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Circulation.
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The exam.
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Put to sleep.
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Fisherman and snake.
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Worst date ever.
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Arm in jail.
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Did you see that?
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$100
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Charity.
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Millionaire.
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Learn to love.
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Five cents.
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One eye and ear.
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Goalie.
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Love at first sight.
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Speed limit.
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20.Teacher/Student(s).
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Africa.
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Came early.
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Sick.
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Cockroaches.
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Upstairs.
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Prayers.
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Bar.
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Cheated.
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Arithmetic.
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Burglar.
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Philosophy.
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Drug and booze.
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Piano.
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Smart Dog.
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Napoleon.
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Fire.
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The therapy.
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Oatmeal raisin.
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Stuck horn.
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Deaf man.
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20. Short Stories part 2.
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Shoe.
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Suicide.
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Outrun.
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Looking around.
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Fifty-fifty.
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104.
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Ten.
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Multimillionaire.
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Blind farmer vs bull.
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Inner peace.
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Birthday.
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Look Mom.
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Liver and Cheese.
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Spell...
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Hen's egg.
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Dog fight.
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Any friends.
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6 o'clock.
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Halfway there.
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MaryLou.
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20. Questions and Answers part 2.
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Shopping.
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Life lesson.
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Coincidence.
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What you think.
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Answering machine.
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Wishes.
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Golf.
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Know me.
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Life after death.
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Lambeau Field.
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In-laws.
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Sign.
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Old man.
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Fred Brown.
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The movie.
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Dreadful fight.
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Come in.
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Wooden ball.
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Lion.
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Storks.
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20. Raw jokes part 2.
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Car jacking.
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Infinite wisdom.
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Jealous Husband.
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Season ticket.
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The promise.
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Mother of six.
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Old man on a bench.
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Devoted wife.
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Rose.
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$20.
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Wedding vows.
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The visit.
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4-letter words.
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The box.
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Paper-thin walls.
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Two deaf.
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Blind date.
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Ice cream.
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Apple a day.
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Dinner party.
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20. Teacher/Student(s) part 2.
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20 years ago.
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100 Camels.
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Fancy restaurant.
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A diet.
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Perfect woman.
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The game.
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Father issues.
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Peanut.
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Talk more.
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1957.
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Another minute.
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Marry me.
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Wanted.
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Be missed.
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Mother and child.
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A monster and...
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Video game.
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Good news bad news.
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Cruise ship.
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20. Short Stories part 3.
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Latecomer.
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20. Raw jokes part 3.
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Knowledge pills.
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Degrees.
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20. Questions and Answers part 3.
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The truth.
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True feelings.
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20. Teacher/Student(s) part 3.
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Herpes.
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Authors Note!!
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