An elderly woman was well known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout 'PRAISE THE LORD!'.
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations and he would shout 'There aren't no Lord!'
Hard time sets on the elderly woman and she would pray to God to send her some assistant. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD!! GOD I NEED FOOD, I'M HAVING A HARD TIME, PLEASE LORD SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!
The following morning, the lady went out on her porch and noticed a large bag of groceries and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD".
The neighbour jumped from behind the bush and said " Ah! I told you there was no God I bought you this groceries, God didn't".
The lady started jumping up and down clapping her hands and said "PRAISE THE LORD!! He not only send me groceries but he made the devil pay for them. PRAISE THE LORD!!"
