One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up a kid and snatches him.
She began to write a note "I have kidnapped your son and I will give him back if you put $10,000 on the north side of the park. Signed blonde."
She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day, she goes to the next side of the tree and in a paper bag was $10,000.
But there was a note inside saying "How can you do this to a fellow blonde!?"
