Playboy | YoonSeok

Four

POV: Yoongi
Yoongi: I just picked up two bitches ;)

Namjoon: dude, man, that's dope, u actually did as we promised earlier
Namjoon: bro u dope man

Yoongi: yeah, ik I'm so swaeg
Yoongi: is that it tho
Yoongi: is that all I have to do

Namjoon: well ur already a playboy yoongi
Namjoon: u had like ten gfs in the space of like three months
Namjoon: like u barely did anything with em tho
Namjoon: so like ur a playboy but u only break hearts
Namjoon: u don't do anything that's actually gonna make them regret being w u

Yoongi: wat r u talking bout u weirdo
Yoongi: don't tell me ur talking about sex u horny monster
Yoongi: smh namj why
Yoongi: I got minji and yuna
Yoongi: who'd u want me to bang? :/

Namjoon: wait aren't they both from that band
Namjoon: clear as crystal

Yoongi: yeah

Namjoon: which one did u pick up first tho

Yoongi: lee minji

Namjoon: then fuck her

Yoongi: what kind of logic is that
Yoongi: but fine
Yoongi: this dare is stupid tho
Yoongi: I flirted in the same exact way with both of em uno

Namjoon: idgaf about ur flirting skills yoongs
Namjoon: just fuck her
Namjoon: then ur dare is over

Yoongi: fine fine
Yoongi: whatever
Yoongi: but like
Yoongi: what do I do with yuna

Namjoon: be really sweet to her
Namjoon: like pretend
Namjoon: give them both the same presents and shit
Namjoon: same old same old
Namjoon: what boys usually do with their gfs idk

Yoongi: ugh whatever
Yoongi: guess I'll go to those cheap street markets and pick up two necklaces or something
Yoongi: bye gonna do that rn

Namjoon: ok bye
Namjoon: c u tmw

I dashed over to the nearest street-market as soon as I got off of my usual train station, browsing the jewellery shops.

"Hello, sir," a clerk greeted me. "Is there anything in particular that you are looking for?"

"Just give me any cheap necklace- I need two of the same one." I demanded, shooing her with my hand as I saw the twinkling rhinestones on the rings that were on display in the market.

"Of course, sir," and she dashed off, before coming back with two metal things dangling off of her hand. "That'll be 5800 won each if you want them, sir." she said.

Without a second glance at the pieces of the jewellery, I took them, shoving a note in his hand. "Yeah, okay, thanks," I muttered quickly, before stuffing them into my bag, walking home.

"That's one thing out of the way, then," I laughed sarcastically. "I can't wait to see how this all unfolds." I said bitterly.