~Zodiac signs~

~The signs at the theater~

Aries: Sits through the entire movie without having to go to the bathroom.

Taurus: Chews popcorn really loudly.

Gemini: Watches the entire movie twice, so that during the second time they can spoil the entire movie for their friends.

Cancer: Sits through the credits to see if there is an extra scene

Leo: Gets up every second to refill their drink.

Virgo: Puts phone on silent, buts texts through the entire movie anyways.

Libra: Talks loudly to the person next to them about what they think is gonna happen.

Scorpio: Has the crying baby that they won't take outside for some reason.

Sagittarius: Illegally records the movie just because of the fraud warning before the film.

Capricorn: Sits in the very back of the theater, so they can view their pray below them.

Aquarius: Becomes overly attached to the character that dies.

Pisces: Quietly sits through the whole film like a nice person would do.

- Blondie.