~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as High School yearbook quotes~

Aries: "I'm going to end up in jail or working at Olive Garden, either way endless salads being tossed"

Taurus: "I cheated on all my exams"

Gemini: "A potato hath flown around my room before you cometh" - William Shakespeare.

Cancer: "You're all going to regret not dating me in High School"

Leo: "Hannah Montana says that nobody's perfect, but yet here I am"

Virgo: "If a man does not have sauce, the he is lost. But the same man can be lost in sauce" - Gucci Mane.

Libra: "I spent 113,880 hours of my life to receive a piece of paper and a handshake"

Scorpio: "I should've burned this place to the ground when I had the chance" - Michael Scott.

Sagittarius: "Live savage not average"

Capricorn: "Any size pizza is a personal size pizza if you try"

Aquarius: "Sometimes when my neighbour is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot"

Pisces: "This wasn't like High School Musical at all"

- Blondie