~Zodiac signs~

~The signs when watching a horror movie~

Aries: "THAT MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS TO DIE ALREADY!"

Taurus: "Hahaha his face looked funny when he died"

Gemini: "I'm fine by everyone dying, but the dog"

Cancer: *Sreams things at the characters*

Leo: "This movie ain't that sca... NEVERMIND BYE!"

Virgo: "The blood is so fake you can see it's not real"

Libra: Closes their eyes the whole time.

Scorpio: "Guys this is my daily routine what are y'all scared off?" 

Sagittarius: *Makes jokes about the movie the whole time*

Capricorn: "Wow they're so dumb to go upstairs like that, like who does that?"

Aquarius: *Laughs way too hard at Sagittarius jokes and gets dirty looks from everyone who just wants to watch the movie*

Pisces: *Screams when the characters do*

- Blondie.