~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as Kanye West quotes~

Aries: "I have decided, in 2020 to run for president!"

Taurus: "I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in"

Gemini: "You may be talented, but you're not Kanye West"

Cancer: "Sometimes is get emotional over fonts"

Leo: "My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live"

Virgo: "Well I spend more time watching porn and praying about it afterwards. Then I will put on some Louis Vuitton and leave"

Libra: "I just want to bring as much beauty to the world as possible. I'm only 38 years old"

Scorpio: "I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street and people look at me like I'm insane, like Hitler"

Sagittarius: "I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it"

Capricorn: "I hate when I wake up with a water bottle next to me, like oh great now I got a be responsible for this water bottle"

Aquarius: "I see stuff from the future. I'm such a futurist that I have to slow down and talk in the present"

Pisces: "Man... What ever happened to my fish tank?"

- Blondie.