~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as chapter names from Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer~

Aries: I've always wanted to destroy a bridge.

Taurus:  You had one job.

Gemini: I am trash-talked by a squirrel.

Cancer:  Hey, I know you're dead, but call me maybe.

Leo: We have a pre-decapitation party, with spring rolls.

Virgo:  Well, there's your problem. You've got a sword up your nose.

Libra: Go smelly, or go home.

Scorpio: Come to the dark side, we have Pop-Tarts.

Sagittarius: We burn a swan boat, which I'm pretty sure is illegal.

Capricorn: Thou shall not poop on the head of art.

Aquarius: My years of playing bassmaster 2000 really pay off.

Pisces: Phil the potato meets his doom.

-Blondie.