~Reasons the signs are fails (Yay!)~

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Aries: Procrastination.

Taurus: Audience participation fear.

Gemini: Inappropriate winking.

Cancer: PSYCHO THOUGHTS.

Leo: PERSONAL SPACE.

Virgo: I'M A MESS.

Libra: I can't sleep.

Scorpio: SPIRAL OF LIES.

Sagittarius: Existential crisis.

Capricorn: I mumble.

Aquarius: LEFT HANDEDISM.

Pisces: BUTTERFINGERS.

- Blondie.

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