~Are the signs going to Heaven or Hell?~

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Aries: Surprise! Heaven.

Taurus: Heaven.

Gemini: In between.

Cancer: Hell.

Leo: Hell, but they're like really chill about that.

Virgo: Heaven.

Libra: Heaven.

Scorpio: Uhm, they're Satan himself.

Sagittarius: Depends on if they joined a satanism church or not.

Capricorn: Sin is their middle name so...

Aquarius: Heaven.

Pisces: Heaven!! Of course!!


- Blondie.

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