~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as The Golden Girls insults~

Aries: "Excuse me, have I given you any indication at all that I care?"

Taurus: "What the hell are you doing home? I thought you had a 4 o'clock beauty parlour appointment?" "I did they finished with me early"
"On Christie Brinkley they can finish early, you need every minute you can spare"

Gemini: "Flirting is part of my heritage"
"What do you mean?"
"Her mother was a slut too"

Cancer: "Rose I have to confess, I dabbled a little in poetry writing in High School"
"That's nothing to be ashamed of! A lot of tall girls who couldn't get dates wrote poetry in High School"

Leo: "Arrested for prostitution, I can't believe it"
"But Sophia we are innocent!"
"I know that. I can't believe any of these cops would think anyone would pay to sleep with you"

Virgo: "C'mon Blanche, he's a doctor, he's used to seeing people at their worst... and if you comb your hair you can be right in the ball park"

Libra: "Remember Ma, don't do anything I wouldn't do"
"I think I crossed that line when I got a date!"

Scorpio: "You know what I hate most about a party?"
"Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?"

Sagittarius: "I could get herpes listening to this story"

Capricorn: "Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless"

Aquarius: "I take very good care about myself. I treat my body like a temple"
"Yeah, open to everyone, day or night"

Pisces: "Must you always be so cheerful, you empty-headed Mary Poppins knockoff?"

- Blondie.