~Zodiac signs~

~How the signs die in Jurassic park~

Aries: Got overexcited and fell of the railing into the raptor enclosure.

Taurus: Tried to save their margarita during the plerodactyl attack.

Gemini: Turned on by their raptor buddies. (I don't see how you would die of this?)

Cancer: Tried to save a baby triceratops during the plerodactyl attack.

Leo: Got trapped in the Indominus Rex enclosure.

Virgo: Got chomped by Indominus Rex baecause they didn't cover themselves in gasoline.

Libra: Got walked down while running away from a dinosaur.

Scorpio: Picked a fight with the T. Rex.

Sagittarius: Accidentally squashed by a brontosaurus because they left their gyrosphere to get a closer look at the dinosaur.

Capricorn: Only one to actually survive.

Aquarius: Helicopter crashed in the heat of battle.

Pisces: Leaned a little too far and fell in to the shark-eating dinosaur's tank.

- Blondie.