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Your sign.

Aries: Fierce.

Taurus: Hangry.

Gemini: Flirty.

Cancer: Tired.

Leo: Sassy.

Virgo: Annoyed.

Libra: Chill.

Scorpio: Raging.

Sagittarius: Drunk.

Capricorn: Shady.

Aquarius: Obsessed.

Pisces: Salty.

Your birth day.

1: Potato.
2: Meme.
3: Salad.
4: Queen.
5: Blood.
6: Cardboard.
7: McDonald's employee.
8: Flower.
9: Fuckboy.
10: Vegan.
11: Gordon Ramsay.
12: Honda Civic.
13: Chicken.
14: Plastic.
15: Octopus.
16: Florist.
17: Aesthetic.
18: Salt shaker.
19: Chipotle.
20: Burger.
21: Regina George.
22: Spice.
23: Psycho.
24: Sweat.
25: Trash.
26: Special snowflake.
27: Tampon.
28: Skittle.
29: Chocolate milk.
30: Grandma.
31: Taco.

Please comment yours. Mine is shady plastic.

- Blondie.

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