~Zodiac signs~

~How the signs got expelled from school~

Aries: Breaking someone's nose.

Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card.

Gemini: Changed their grades on the teachers computer.

Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt.

Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class.

Virgo: Hacked the schools wifi and disabled firewalls.

Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle and threw up in class.

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school.

Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone.

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.

Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors.

Pisces: Pulling the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for.

- Blondie.