~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as Phil Lester Quotes~

Aries: Normalness leads to sadness.

Taurus: Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Gemini: It's weird that apples bruises like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.

Cancer: If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

Leo: Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?

Virgo: Just picked up a black pair of scissors, thinking they were my glasses. That definitely wouldn't have enhanced my eyesight.

Libra: Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Scorpio: You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

Sagittarius: I don't like cheese.

Capricorn: I've been embarrassing myself since birth.

Aquarius: Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking about you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everybody does.

Pisces: Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

- Blondie.