~Zodiac signs~

~AKA~

Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody.

Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done.

Gemini aka the person you think is an idiot but actually a damn genius.

Cancer aka the angel that has this perception that they're a piece of shit.

Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy.

Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill on the inside.

Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model.

Scorpio aka the person you think is an angry demon but actually just irritated.

Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world.

Capricorn aka the mysterious person you want to have sex with.

Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause.

Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who's stuck in the stupid physical realm.

- Blondie.