~Zodiac signs~

~Why the signs have no social life~

Aries: I chose not to... I hate everyone.

Taurus: Rather hang with my dog.

Gemini: Eating is better than talking.

Cancer: Because I love my bed.

Leo: NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE.

Virgo: I just don't text back.

Libra: Wait, what is social life?

Scorpio: Busy with world domination.

Sagittarius: Cats are better than ppl tho.

Capricorn: I would... But I like my couch.

Aquarius: Sleep>>Socialising.

Pisces: BUT TWITTER'S SOCIAL SO HA!

- Blondie.