~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as Kardashian quotes~

Aries:"You know why she's the most googled person? Because she googled herself"

Taurus: "I love pets, I love dogs, but like... from afar"

Gemini: "My baby is already more famous than you ever will be"

Cancer: "I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup"

Leo: 'It'll be fun to rip out Khloe's pubes one by one"

Virgo: "Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister is going to jail!"

Libra: "I buy myself af gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted"

Scorpio: "If we're together, don't go texting other whores"

Sagittarius: "I think I have mental problems, I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying"

Capricorn: "To be honest, I just want to get pregnant so I can eat whatever the hell I want"

Aquarius: "Thank God I have no friends"

Pisces: "I'll sit here and cry, while watching Titanic wishing I had a little romance in my life"

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- Blondie