~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as a king/queen~

Aries: One, two, three I declare war on *flips coin* ENGLAND.

Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST.

Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy.

Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.

Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feasts for everyone even peasants!!!

Virgo: Shhh, leave me alone I am planning the next World War.

Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs, and I need a new dress, let's have a ball tonight!!!

Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me.

Sagittarius: National get shit faced day, am I right?

Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER.

Aquarius: Name all of the planets in the solar system after me right now!

Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy, look how many kittens there are in my palace!!!

- Blondie.