~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as cheesy pick up lines~

Aries: Baby if you were words on a page, you would be FINE print.

Taurus: I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?

Gemini: Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.

Cancer: If I was a cat I'd spend all nine lives with you.

Leo: Damn, if sexy was a crime you would be guilty as charged.

Virgo: Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

Libra: Is your dad a baker, cause you have nice buns.

Scorpio: I was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on.

Sagittarius: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.

Capricorn: My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

Aquarius: If you were a booger I would pick you first.

Pisces: What's on the menu? Me-n-u.

- Blondie.