~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as conspiracy theories~

Aries: The CIA killed JFK.

Taurus: The Illuminati and the NWO.

Gemini: Elvis faked his own death.

Cancer: MK-ULTRA.

Leo: The moon landing was fake.

Virgo: The British government killed princess Diana.

Libra: The UFO landing in Roswell.

Scorpio: Tupac is still alive.

Sagittarius: HIV was created in a lab.

Capricorn: Shakespeare didn't write his own plays.

Aquarius: Paul McCartney died in 1966.

Pisces: Bush did 9/11.

Could you imagine though? If all of these were true?

- Blondie.