Aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER.
Taurus: Is this indigestion.
Gemini: What the fuck, no.
Cancer: Not again.
Leo: Oh Gawd.
Virgo: No thanks.
Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY?
Scorpio: But why me tho?
Sagittarius: Okay, but why?
Capricorn: I did not sign up for this.
Aquarius: Bye.
Pisces: Fuck.
- Blondie.
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~Zodiac signs~
RandomA small (Not so small anymore) collection of zodiac signs from tumblr, and other places. Enjoy!