~Zodiac signs~

~The signs at a party~

Aries: Jumped off the roof to show that they're cool, but now they're in pain but they try not to show it.

Taurus: Fell asleep on the sofa and everyone has drawn penises on their face.

Gemini: Draws all the attention to them with magic tricks.

Cancer: Tries to sing along with the songs they don't know.

Leo: Is a bit drunk, and makes too many jokes.

Virgo: They just drank beer, and it did not go well.

Libra: Is gossiping about others who is not invited.

Scorpio: Films all the drunk people.

Sagittarius: Loudly singing the lyrics to "Dancing Queen" while eating snacks.

Capricorn: Laughs at Aries.

Aquarius: Shares their awkward stories (They have plenty)

Pisces: Plays with the pets.

- Blondie.