~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as Phoebe from Friends songs~

Aries: The milk is getting sour.

Taurus: Dead in the kitchen.

Gemini: Sticky shoes.

Cancer: Holiday cheer.

Leo: Little fetus.

Virgo: Smelly cat.

Libra: Tiny chubby children.

Scorpio: Jingle bitch.

Sagittarius: Gay wedding day.

Capricorn: My mothers ashes.

Aquarius: Double jointed boy.

Pisces: A girl we'll call her Becky.

- Blondie.