~The signs at the beach~

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The sun in the sky shines as Libra tans and
Aquarius burns. Leo is seen frolicking around
showing off their body, but unfortunately no one
notices. Virgo applies their fifth layer of sunblock
while Taurus eats their third sandwich. Cancer is
trying to scope out their summer love, and Pisces
is on their tenth attempt on taking a sexy beach
selfie. Sagittarius has decided to swim out and
now can be seen by no one... Scorpio is trying to
have sex on the beach, but unfortunately there
are children around - bummer. Capricorn is being
lame as hell and is trying to find gold on the beach
with their metal detector. And of course the day
ends with Aries and Gemini being arrested for
public intoxication and lewd conduct. Oh lawd.

- Blondie.

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