~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as Percy Jackson chapter titles~

Aries: Three old ladies knit the socks of death.

Taurus: Pigs fly.

Gemini: My birthday party takes a dark turn.

Cancer: Demon pigeons attack.

Leo: I have a dam problem.

Virgo: We meet the dragon of eternal bad breath.

Libra: Nico buys Happy Meals for the dead.

Scorpio: I become supreme lord of the bathroom.

Sagittarius: Everybody hates me but the horse.

Capricorn: Clarisse blows up everything.

Aquarius: I am dumped.

Pisces: The council gets cloven.

- Blondie.