~Zodiac signs~

~How the signs flirt~

Aries: Watches from a distance, and just kind of groans.

Taurus: Is super shy about it also really fucking adorable at the same time.

Gemini: HEY FUCKER! YOU'VE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSONALITY! LET'S GET DINNER SOMETIME.

Cancer: Compliments them, then backs off, then compliments them again, then backs off, then compli...

Leo: Flirting? HA! Leos are too shy to flirt.

Virgo: Makes a lot of fucking innuendos.

Libra: You know, you look a lot like this fictional character that I really like.

Scorpio: You're hot. I'm hot. Let's get off together ;)

Sagittarius: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH BOTH OF US CONSENSUALLY KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAYBE HAVE THE SEXIES, fuck too forward.

Capricorn: Is actually a really good flirtet. Jesus Christ how do they do it?

Aquarius: They don't need to flirt, everyone else flirts with them.

Pisces: Gets all flustered and blushy.

- Blondie.