Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*
Taurus: Thanks for the going away cake guys.
Gemini: Knock knock... who's there?... *dies*
Cancer: Some cliche movie last words.
Leo: You should see the look on your face.
Virgo: I wonder how many times i've ever blinked.
Libra: Lol, bye.
Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL.
Sagittarius: Wait am I dying?
Capricorn: Finally man, this was exhausting.
Aquarius: I see the light... wait that's hellfire.
Pisces: Tell my chinchilla I love him.
- Blondie.
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~Zodiac signs~
RandomA small (Not so small anymore) collection of zodiac signs from tumblr, and other places. Enjoy!