~Zodiac signs~

~The signs as Deadpool quotes~

Aries: This last shot has to pull out, but it's the only thing pulling out tonight.

Taurus: I'm touching myself tonight.

Gemini: Sorry, I use humour to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I'm hilarious, so don't hate.

Cancer: You're about to be killed by a Zamboni.

Leo: Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.

Virgo: Shhh. My common sense is tingling.

Libra: Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you.

Scorpio: Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

Sagittarius: I look like a testicle with teeth.

Capricorn: Captain Deadpool! No, just Deadpool.

Aquarius: Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!

Pisces: I was having a nightmare. I dreamed I took Liam Neeson's daughter and he was just not having it.

-Blondie.