a man's heart

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the way to a man's heart

is through his stomach


well that actually seems kinda dumb

you can give him acid indigestion

high blood pressure

high cholesterol

hardening of the arteries

and basically make him a fat ass


and then you become disgusted with him

have an affair

leave him

take half his money

and he eats himself to death


and besides

if

the way to a man's heart

is truly through his stomach


when did we men

start eating

with our penises



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