i was just parking my car
in my underground parking space
when a forklift smashed into the side
driven by a man with no face
he laughed as he jumped off
i yelled, "hey man thats my car"
he laughed and ran away
befor i knew it, he was gone far
i started the chase, but was stopped
by a large group of men
"hey man, if we were in our country,
we would stone you
you would be dead"
they disappeared, leaving me alone
more confused than i was before
i just wanted to get to my place
but there wasn't any door
and now my car was on fire
and black hooded men with machetes
were coming from the shadows
wanting to kill me
there was no where to go
no escape in sight
no chance of survival
no way to fight
there were dozens of them
chanting some stupid chant
one even started break dancing
in his gold lame pants
i finally shook my head
yelled, "enough of this stupid shit"
a second later, i was poolside
on a luxurious cruise ship
sipping on a cold beer
totally enjoying the scene
i let out a long sigh
let a bikini clad beauty sit on my lap
you gotta love being able to control your dreams
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200 Poems (completed Nov 25, 2016, 8:52am)
PoetryA challenge to write 200 poems between November 1 - December 31, 2016. Please support the others who have accepted this challenge. Follow them at #200poemchallenge. (completed Nov 25, 2016, 8:52am)