1. Give Greninja a shovel, rake, and shears and tell him he's in charge of taking care of your garden from now on (since he is a water type, after all).
2. Look offended when he throws them back at your face.
3. Make Hawlucha battle a sleeping opponent.
4. Repeatedly ask any of the Pokemon to perform a move they're incapable of doing.
5. Ask Greninja how he doesn't choke on his tongue.
6. Keep asking even if he refuses to tell you.
7. On the off chance that he finally becomes frustrated enough to tell you, look offended and claim that he's not taking you seriously.
8. Make Pikachu go into his Pokeball.
And finally...
9. Pretend that nothing's wrong when they realize you're secretly a part of Team Rocket.
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Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionJust a few one-shots of the Pokemon from XY. Told from all different perspectives. This is my first attempt at a Pokemon fic, so don't kill me.
