Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons

Pokemon Shipping: Worst Shippings Ever (My Opinion)

Note: not listed in any particular order.

1. Pokeshipping

Let me just be clear with you. I. Hate. Pokeshipping. Absolutely, positively, without a single doubt in the world hate everything about it. First of all, Misty was a complete bitch to Ash. Granted Ash was immature at the time, but she didn't exactly help matters by being rude to him (remember when Pikachu was hurt in Ash's first battle against Surge, Misty said "I don't care about you," to Ash) or hitting him over the head with a giant hammer. If they got into any sort of romantic relationship, she would be charged with domestic abuse.
Ash has never shown feelings for Misty. He might think of her as a sister, but that's as far as it goes. If you want proof, just take a look at what he said to her when her bike was fixed. "You can go back home and get back to your life." He wasn't even disappointed.

2. Comashipping

First of all, what's with the name of this ship? Is it implying that Paul and Ash would like to put each other in a coma or something? Paul was such an asshole to Ash for most of the Diamond and Pearl series, it's amazing that they're even shipped together. There's literally no logical reason why they would be paired up, unless Pokemon shippers like abusive relationships (because, let's be honest, if this ship happened there would be abuse). I don't even want to think about what would happen if this ship was made canon.
Actually, if it was made canon the world would end within the next nanosecond, so at least we wouldn't have to suffer for long.

3. Pikashipping

If you support this ship, just stop. Stop what you're doing and go see a therapist. You need some serious help, and now.
Let's get one thing straight. This. Is. Bestiality. There's no way around it. I don't even...how can anyone actually support this ship? All you Pikashippers, either remove yourselves from the internet or better yet, just have someone lock you up so we can keep our animals safe.
Good God.

4. Rayshipping

Honestly, the only problem I have with this ship is the age difference. I mean, let's look at the facts. Cynthia has to be at least in her mid-twenties, while Ash is still a kid. I'm not sure what the laws are in Japan, but here in Washington those types of relationships are illegal. Not to mention it's pretty disgusting for an underage kid to be dating someone that's probably at least ten years older than him. If Cynthia was a little closer to Ash's age, I might support this ship though.

5. Lagmorphshipping

Did I even spell that right? Buneary was the most annoying, clingy...I don't know what to call her, ever. She was so desperate to get Pikachu to like her back that the fact that the ship was so obviously one-sided just made everything incredibly sad and pathetic. Even after she hadn't seen Pikachu for what was probably months while Ash was in Unova, their reunion showed that she still hadn't given up on him. That's just depressing.

Well, now you can all tell me what you think of these ships. Next up: the best Pokemon shippings. Stay tuned!